January 2012
“There is nothing noble about being superior to some other person. The true...”
– Hindustani proverb (via nkiruka)
The American Government
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can have it-
Court: How dare you breathe. How can you live with yourself?
martinfreemans:
there are two types of people: those who clear their unused time off the microwave and those who deserve to be burnt at the stake.
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What you really said: I think serial killers are interesting.
What they think you said: I'm going to become a serial killer and murder all of you in the most brutal was possible and then use your heads as lamp shades and cook your livers for a nice tasty snack.
pitchblackglow:
I’m so much like my parents and it scares the shit out of me.
infestmybones:
i basically just assume that everyone hates me unless they repeatedly tell me otherwise
zooeyclairedeschanel:
whenever you’re feeling like you’ve wasted money just remember there’s people out there who pay 99 cents for one song
